You phone and say, "Gordon, you know how in the spring the farmers insist on cleaning the corrals and cowsheds and spreading the excrement on fields because they think it is power dirt? Well, shit, Gordon some dummy yakked his load all over your car."
"And besides it is time you bought a new car, anyway."
Then hum several bars of Andy Stewart's award winning Edinburgh tattoo song called, "The Mucking 'O Geordie's bire." Translation: The Cleansing of George's Cow Shed
You phone and say, "Gordon, you know how in the spring the farmers insist on cleaning the corrals and cowsheds and spreading the excrement on fields because they think it is power dirt? Well, shit, Gordon some dummy yakked his load all over your car."
"And besides it is time you bought a new car, anyway."
Then hum several bars of Andy Stewart's award winning Edinburgh tattoo song called, "The Mucking 'O Geordie's bire." Translation: The Cleansing of George's Cow Shed
He will totally not understand.