May you take full pleasure in your 2.5 days of silky smooth skin.

Spoothe

Homer (singing): "I'm shaving my shoulders. Oh, yeah. I'm getting it all shaved off."

I like Blue Curacao...it's good mixed with my morning cereal. Do you remember when Bruce Jenner used to be on the box of Wheatabix? I wonder if Bruce likes Blue Curacao.

I sympathize. I am an actor and once had to shave my head and chest for a role. I used an electric shaver for my noggin and tried Nair for my chest. The one thing I can say about Nair: It may have burned a lot, but as an exfoliant it sure sucked. It didn't take off nearly as much hair as it was supposed to. I wound up with a slathery, hairy goo all over my chest, and it wasn't easy to wash the stuff off.

In the course of the four-week run, I gave up trying to remove my chest hair and stuck to shaving my head. I don't think anybody noticed.