Posted by Noswad at September 3, 2003 02:49 PM
Not weird, sir. Just focused on customer service.
Posted by Bret at September 3, 2003 03:00 PM
Ummm...
While you are always more than welcome to come to the Pigdump northern office (Barfy the Bucket misses Safetycarrot a great deal), you are not allowed to write pottery...er... poetry while you are there.
Thanks and good luck.
Posted by pigdump at September 3, 2003 05:16 PM
When I read your poem I thought you were pissed
Or doing some penance because you had missed
And I wondered about the policy, you
Had created some time back to inhibit the few
Creative of insight, of genius kissed.
But lo and behold and holy old molly
I figgered it out and feel quite, quite jolly
The latent, poetic, incredible you
Must have strained himself much when he took a big poo
And blew out a gasket or fractured his folly.
And would you believe that as subtle as that
You duped the poor reader, you foxy old cat
The hole in the toilet where deposits are made
Is a Swiss-type invention, I think it is said
A cheesy deposit how absolute true
Cheap poetic license to end it like that.
Posted by Noswad at September 3, 2003 11:10 PM
Ew.
Posted by Bret at September 3, 2003 11:37 PM
Pure brilliance! Where can I buy one for a friend?
Posted by Leighsa at September 14, 2003 11:04 PM
Sir:
You weird man!
Noswad