Bret Dawson continues to report from Las Vegas.
LAS VEGAS - They totally have the most excellent libraries here.
Really big mothers. Like, remember that movie where Nicholas Cage was the angel and so was the guy from Homicide? And Meg Ryan fell in love with Nicholas Cage? And so did he, only he couldn't taste or smell her?
Well, there was a library in that movie and all the angels hung out there.
In Las Vegas, they have libraries twice as big as that.
I don't really think these ones are full of angels, though. You see, Las Vegas is kind of the summer home of the twin demons drink and lust, and angels don't really go for that sort of thing unless they're John Travolta.
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