It's this stick-to-it-ive-ness, this unflagging devotion to the task at hand, that makes strongsmell.com a consistent winner with both audiences and investors. We are very proud of our staff, and they are very happy to be part of the strongsmell.com team. In the business, this is called "synergy."
Why, just the other day we all got an email from Ahmed, our VP Finance and Business Development. In it, he asked us all some tough questions about our careers and our plans for the future and was there an opportunity to find dynamic synergies between our personal interests and the strongsmell.com vision.
Peter from Technology and E-Commerce Solutions was first to reply. "Why, yes," he wrote, "of course there is! For example, I'm totally into herbal remedies. Why don't we think about that?"
So we did.
Afterward, we all gathered for a big team-building rally. We sang the strongsmell.com anthem, we sang "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow," and then we did a little free-form jazz drumming until lunchtime. Here are the minutes.
1. Coming up:
2. Horoscopes that still work!
3. Cher. Humbug!
4. Interjection Update: "Yo!"
5. Chocoholics Confess! Again!™
6. Like, what is with her? All that singing on the aircraft carrier and believing in love and eating pimentos with her fingers? Day. Class. Ay. If you catch the drift.
7. An instructional series on the safe handling of popular foodstuffs.
8. You do catch the drift, right?
9. Bold, experimental, hypertext fiction about one young woman's struggle to overcome her family's dark secrets and build a fulfilling new life in the city. Or the country. It's hypertext, you see.
10. And, if supplies last and demand warrants it:
11. Swiss Christmas!
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It's going to be a lively time, that's for sure. The talented Marketing Solutions Strategy Specialists here at strongsmell.com have been working overtime to make this December -- or, as it's known on the street, this "holiday season" -- the best ever. In fact, our staffers are:
