They are the most inscrutable of all the European races. Bret Dawson reports.
Forget everything you've heard. Forget everything you've seen. Forget everything you know.
Next, try to imagine what life would be like in a secluded mountain paradise, without access to modern conveniences like Detroit. Spooky, isn't it?
Well, coward, that's what the Swiss have to go through every day of their lives. Do you hear them complaining?
Not about that, you don't. You see, for all their all their dark, mysterious sex appeal, the Swiss are essentially a simple folk. They draw their strength and inspiration from the land, and they have little need for trivial things. They are fond of dairy products, however.
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