strongsmell.com: So I suppose you think you're pretty hot stuff.

Guy Lafleur: ...

smell: You're just Mr. Pro Athlete, eh? You figure that because thousands of people pay good money three nights a week to watch you and your flowing mane prance around an ice rink, you're better than the rest of us?

GL: ...

smell: I bet you have a really big bathroom in your house, because you'd definitely have a tough time cramming both you and your bloated ego into a standard model WC. Go on, tell me I'm wrong.

GL: May I say something?

smell: By all means.

GL: You have beautiful eyes. When your gaze meets mine I feel as if I've found something I've spent my whole life seeking. As if I've been in pain for years and suddenly found a healing salve. As if I've learned the answer to the most important question there is.

smell: Oh.

GL: You consume me.

smell: ...

GL: ...

smell: It IS a really big bathroom, isn't it?

GL: Well...

smell: I bet you have a buffet in it. Do you?

GL: A buffet?

smell: Yeah. You do, don't you?

GL: Well, no.

smell: Really?

GL: I think the word you're looking for is "bidet."

smell: ...

GL: Is that what you meant to say?

smell: ...

GL: ...