An ongoing series on the periodic table's religious right. Today, the third and final neon update, compiled and reported by Bret Dawson.
Suppose you had an airtight glass tube filled with pressurized neon and that it had metal tips.
Suppose this tube was very, very long and that it was bent and twisted and folded back and forth across itself in and elaborate pattern.
Suppose that when you applied an electric charge to the metal tips, the entire unit began to glow with an eerie orange-red light on account of the gas inside getting into a state of bigtime excitement.
You know who deals excitement bigtime? Casino Rama! They offer a wide variety of games of chance and skill with huge cash prizes, and the best part is that winning is easy! Just remember these easy pointers:
1. Aces are wild.
2. One-eye jacks are not really one-eyed, they just have their heads turned so you can't see the other eye.
3. Despite the distracting influence of the excited gas under pressure, you must always remember that craps is simply a dice game.
4. Heh heh heh heh. Excited gas under pressure. Craps. Heh heh heh.
5. What were we talking about again?
6. Oh, right.
Suppose that when you looked at the glowing tube of excited gas from a distance, it appeared to spell out the following English phrase:
Poetry policy
