strongsmell.com: So, read any good books lately?

Thomas Pynchon: Um. Not really. My buddy told me that The Client was totally the goods, but I just couldn't get into it.

smell: Oh, I liked that one. The bit with that dude in the car trying to gas himself until the little kid stops him was pretty cool.

TP: That was in The Client?

smell: Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

TP: Because I could have sworn that was from something else. You sure it's not from The Omen?

smell: Well, now that you mention it I'm not so sure. The Omen was the one with Gregory Peck, right?

TP: Oh no, it was fiction.

smell: I meant the movie. Wasn't Gregory Peck in the movie?

TP: What movie?

smell: The Omen.

TP: They made a movie of The Omen? That would be pretty cool if they ever did.

smell: --

TP: Well, I never saw it.

smell: Oh.

TP: --

smell: It had a pool table in it that had this totally baby-puke yellow coloured felt on it.

TP: Oh.