First of all you have to take off all your clothes. Even your underpants.

Then ask the lady to take off all her clothes, too.

Then you sit down together on the couch. Or maybe a love seat will do if you don't have a couch. And then you go over to the stereo and put on some romantic music, like maybe "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica, or "Silent Lucidity" by Queensrÿche.

By now the lady will be very aroused and will want to make love with you. She will say something like, "Ooooh, you've really got my motor runnin'," or "Wow. You are white-hot," to indicate her arousal. Do not be alarmed; this is normal.

Next, she will lie back on the sofa and say, "Now is the time." At this point, quickly make love with her before the song ends.