August 1999. Ba-dum-bum.
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++Letdowns
++Lambskin
++Saltines
++Mousse
 Mittens. August 1999.
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Three:
How to make a Mai Tai

Four:
How to win at cards

Nine:
How to make love to a lady

Ten:
How to buy an exotic sports car

Eleven:
How to evade arrest

Twelve:
An apology

Sixteen:
How to smuggle tobacco

Twenty-three:
How to find and purchase illegal drugs

Twenty-four:
Why can't we all just get along?

Twenty-six:
A clarification

Twenty-seven:
Oh, bosh!

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