The noted philosopher, philanthropist and cardiac patient climbs out of the bunker to talk about war, oil, terrorism, and the Bill Clinton legacy.
strongsmell.com: Back off, mofo!
Dick Cheney: Pardon me?
smell: Back off. Step away. Don't stand so close.
DC: No, I understood the first time. But why?
smell: Well, for one thing your breath is terrible.
smell: You smell like a hatchery.
DC: Fish or chicken?
smell: Fish. Although there is a bit of an ammonia tang in the finish, and that of course reminds one of poultry manure. Say 80 percent fish 20 percent chicken leavings.
DC: I don't know what to say.
smell: Say you're sorry about the terrible stench you're giving off, and then go back into hiding where you won't bother anyone.
DC: You don't want to talk about foreign policy?
smell: Okay, let's talk about foreign policy. Who do you think has fouler breath, you or the ambassador from Yugoslavia to the United States?
smell: He smokes.
smell: Lordy, do you ever need a Tic Tac.
smell: I heard a rumour that the President isn't very smart. Is that true?
DC: Oh, goodness, yes indeed. He's daft as a hole.
smell: A hole in what?
DC: Why would it matter in what? A hole is an absence. It is a non-thing. A hole is composed of zero. Of null. There is no hole.
smell: Would you mind not using any more vowels?