The era of organizational restructuring and downsizing is over, giving way to a time of bloat and excess and lavish parties. Go ahead, seethe with envy.

Welcome, and thank you for clicking the link. We are glad you have come. Today is a most auspicious occasion, as it marks the beginning of an aggressive new public-relations campaign here at strongsmell.com. In the coming days and weeks, on these pages, you will learn wondrous and exciting things. You will feel your heart leap. You will tremble at the delirious novelty and beauty of Top Quality Content™, unsheathed and ready once again to tackle the world.

If you are very lucky, you will be invited to a launch ball, where you will be served roast suckling pig and delicately truffled lobster medallions, and invited to raise glass after glass of Krug NV Brut Rosé in hearty and vigorous toasts. You will rub shoulders with the wealthy and the fabulous. You will enjoy a complimentary foot massage.

If you are very lucky, you will be taken to the Top Secret Room. What happens there we are not allowed to say, but here is what Ahmed, our Vice President Finance and Business Development, had to say about his time in the TSR:

"Dude. You have no frickin' idea. Yessiree. Soba. Olé olé olé!"

Ahmed is inarticulate and drinks a lot of gin but you get the picture.

Now, on with the launch. Please visit this hot sandwich.

Then send us five dollars. When we have enough money for the launch party, we will send you your invitation by first class mail. Or second class if the consignment agent can't get us a deal on the Krug.

Thank you.

That is all.