The titans of our time go head-to-head. Only one will emerge victorious.
| T.W.O.T. |
D. |
| Comprehensive fingerprinting of immigrants, citizens, Arabs. |
Complete removal of those stubborn ink stains. |
| Waged with hot fiery vigour. |
All tempera-cheer. |
| Is stern, conservative, easily embarrassed. Has crying-eagle poster on office wall. |
Is lemony fresh. |
| Snitch lines. |
1-800-298-5021. |
| Who would ever call that? |
People who want the cleanest laundry possible. Duh. |
| "Axis of Evil." |
"Ground-in Dirt." |
| How clean does your laundry need to be? |
Like I just said, clean as possible. You having a little trouble with your short term memory? |
| You spend all day at a desk, you maybe cook a little something for yourself in the evening. Your clothes simply do not get that soiled. Why the overkill? |
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Go ahead. Get dirty. |
| It makes me uncomfortable when you talk like that. |
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Rubba-dubba-doo-wahh. |
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| Oh, take me now! Ravish me! Now! Now Now! |
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| Oh! |
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You're going to want to put some Shout on that before it goes in the wash. |
| Winner: Detergent, on account of its hot enzymatic action. |
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