The titans of our time go head-to-head. Only one will emerge victorious.
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| Been in trouble with the law since the day he was born. |
Strictly regulate use of terms "Bordeaux," "Bordeaux Superieur," "Chateauneuf du Pape," etc. |
| Chicken fried steak: breaded, deep-fried hamburger. |
Duck confit: chunks of bird preserved in their own hardened fat. |
Very high on Lloyd's index of embarrassing celebrities:
1. W. Shatner
2. R. Jeremy
3. T. Wopat
4. E. Estrada
5. C. Norris
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Have own world-class index:
1. M. Marceau
2. Babar
3. J. Derrida
4. G. Depardieu
5. J. Lewis (hon.)
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| Once ate entire 4L foodservice carton of creamy potato salad. |
Invented, popularized restroom buffet. |
| We've been over this already. The word you're looking for is "bidet." |
What do you mean, "we"? |
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| Surprise! It is I, Guy Lafleur! |
Ah, Lafleur. We meet again! |
| Is not actually Tom Wopat. |
Are still the French. |
| Is kind of French himself. |
Touché. |
| Sells wiener pills on TV. |
Have nudity in their shampoo commercials. |
| Hairplugs. |
Creamy expanses of nubile flesh. |
| Winner: Tom Wopat, because he does not live next door to the Belgians. |
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Next on All Star Face Off: Wheat v. Chaff.
