The titans of our time go head-to-head. Only one will emerge victorious.
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B.S.S.H.S.C. |
| Made up of many pages organized in many three-ring binders. |
Has a fillet of salmon on the cover. |
| Available only to the initiated: franchise holders, managers, Crew Chiefs, Crew Trainers, Masons. |
Costs $19.95 |
| Contains detailed instructions on storing, grilling, searing, dressing 4:1 and 10:1 beef patties. |
Contains recipe for yogurt cheese. |
| Includes Station Observation Checklists, used by Crew Trainers to educate and evaluate performances of Crew Members |
Includes preface by Frances M. Gregor., RN, MN. |
| "After toasting, bun surfaces should be uniformly caramelized."
"Accuracy of the build is important; the goal is a taste of every condiment in every bite."
"Clean as you go."
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"I enjoy tofu best when it's cooked with Asian seasonings." |
| Assembled, compiled and updated by team of hundreds over many decades. |
Written by a chick. |
| Is industry standard for franchise operations systems. |
Written by a chick. |
| Rivals Britannica in weight and page count. |
Reccommends applesauce in place of butter. |
| Was significant piece of evidence at McLibel trial. |
May rescue fat people from their greedy urges. |
| Enables global consistency of sandwich products, esp. with regard to condimentry (# of squirts, etc.) |
No squirting. |
| Winner: B.S.S.H.S.C., because of the no squirting. |
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